Security shmecurity.

We can't manage to protect stockpiles of nukular materials in Iraq but here in murica... Uhm No we cant protect Nuclear secrets here. But that really shouldn't suprise us. If only we had Columbo running the FBI and Spock running the Justice department. At Los Alamos it seems that we are having a little bit of trouble keeping our secrets, well, secret.

JULY 16, 2004 (COMPUTERWORLD) - For at least the third time since 2000, two removable computer disks containing classified nuclear weapons data are missing from the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico.

That damn Klintoon must be behind this is what I'm thiking, he must have used his hypnotic penis powers to keep the republicans busy with gay marriage amendments while Osama slipped one past the Goalie.

In an announcement last Friday, the lab confirmed that "two items of Classified Removable Electronic Media (CREM) were discovered missing from the Weapons Physics Directorate" inside the lab on July 7 during a special inventory being done for an upcoming experiment. The two disks didn't turn up in several searches, which are continuing, according to the lab.

G. Peter Nanos, director of the lab, said in a statement that a "full inquiry into how and why this has occurred" is under way. "I intend to exercise my authority as director to hold those involved fully accountable, up to and including termination of employment, if appropriate.

So many investigations so little time.