Wednesday, November 17

A new World Shark Jumping Record

Thanks to Eschatonian Fallstaff for bringing this to the light of day. some lucky guy made a grilled cheese sandwich about ten years ago, took a bite and saw the face of the virgin Mary. I'll let him tell the story.

I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone, I would like all potinetal bidders to know that this has gained alot of attention from media personell around the country, On Tuesday November 16, 2004 the Miami Herald will feature a story in thier paper on this phenomon, Also Today which is November 15, 2004 The story of The Virgin Mary In The Grilled Cheese will be aired on Channel 4 News here in South Florida, The story has been told nationwide on radio stations ect.
Interesting that our Grilled cheese connoisseur, likes to start his sandwiches crust side first, and lucky for those bidding, that he did not take a big bite out of Mary's head.
Great to be a gambler with a grilled cheese Mary as your patron saint. To bad she did not help improve the grammer or spelling of it's owner. (like I should talk, esp the spelling). Now I do have to say that I am quite impressed with the preservation of the object, this could indeed be a miracle of some kind. Lest you find your mouth watering over this holy relic, the seller has some advice:
I would like all bidders to know that this item is not intended for consumption, it is intended for collectable purposes only.
Glad thats sorted out. By the way the bidding for this item is now beyond 6,900 dollars. Friends, you have just over five days to get your little slice of Heaven.

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It was 6900 not 69000, and now the sandwich is up to 7,600 4 days left.