codpiece hagiography: Where'd I put that Baseball Bat?

Sunday, July 11

Where'd I put that Baseball Bat?

I Caught the 60 minutes interview tonight and while it was a pleasure to see the exuberent Johns exuberating, and it was nice that they replayed that angry george clip when he answers a question about Edwards with "cheney can be president" or some such. The contrast between little boy blue and the John's was beatiful. But the point of this piece is that I don't have much patience for the mainstream media and there shameless whoremongery and quite frankly would like to have the opportunity to take Leslie out to the wood shed for a little learning. It is one thing to read about the heathers Yackin on about inexperience, but to actually see it with all of the little facial expressisions.....where'd I leave that bat again.

It was nice that in the end Andy Rooney (a WWII vet) a man who has vexated me from time to time in the past decided to take the Heathers to the woodshed, the only problem is that he left his bat in the studio. It was nice that the Lesler introduced his beatdown with a pillow, and smiled awkwardly as she had to finish out the segment.

It was a kind (but not nearly enough) of sweet judgement.

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Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place for those who died here that that nation might live. This we may, in all propriety do. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have hallowed it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.

It is rather for us the living, we here be dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth."