Meet Scary Cheney, Father of Mary

Desparate Dick dropped the Nuclear bomb on a rally of faithful supporters in Ohio today. He claimed that a nuclear attack would be the result of a Kerry Presidency. Ya, I know, fucking nutty.

By ANDREW WELSH-HUGGINS, Associated Press Writer

CARROLL, Ohio - Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday evoked the possibility of terrorists bombing U.S. cities with nuclear weapons and questioned whether Sen. John Kerry could combat such a threat, which the vice president called a concept "you've got to get your mind around."

I imagine that Chicken Little will follow up with the introduction of the secret nuclear sheild, that only he and his sock puppet have the knowledge to operate.

"The biggest threat we face now as a nation is the possibility of terrorists ending up in the middle of one of our cities with deadlier weapons than have ever before been used against us — biological agents or a nuclear weapon or a chemical weapon of some kind to be able to threaten the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans," Cheney said.

"That's the ultimate threat. For us to have a strategy that's capable of defeating that threat, you've got to get your mind around that concept," Cheney said.

"The biggest threat we face is in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." But Mr. Scary Man, what about the shield, there has to be a shield right? I'm sorry, I must have heard what I wanted to. Did yu actually say that our biggest threat is a possibility?

Cheney, speaking to an invitation-only crowd as he began a bus tour through Republican strongholds in Ohio, said Kerry is trying to convince voters he would be the same type of "tough, aggressive" leader as President Bush in the fight against terrorism.

"I don't believe it," the vice president said. "I don't think there's any evidence to support the proposition that he would, in fact, do it."

Do what? I have no idea what "it" is. Is it the ability to operate the shield you still haven't told us about yet? Well I guess this is just the beginning of the end-game re-election strategy, I can only wonder what other baseless crap will be flying out of Cheney and Dubya's pie-holes.