Tuesday, October 19

Bush needs your Help

While over at Horkulated, there was a post that suggested that the guys at LGF, Arbeit macht Frie Republik, and other conservative blogger types to help debunk numerous documents. The site is called Yes Bush Can, we'll let them take it from here.
Calling All Conservative Bloggers!

You exposed RatherGate by proving the CBS documents were fake -- nice work! But now the liberals have found a bunch more documents so our work is not done. Let's get to work proving that these are fake, too!

Dick Cheney's DUI
George W. Bush's DUI
George W. Bush's Second DUI
Bush and Cheney have excellent judgement and would never get behind the wheel while drunk.

Memo to Ken Lay
Second Memo to Ken Lay
Ken Lay has been indicted on felony fraud charges -- there is NO WAY he was this close with President Bush.

Bush Daughters' Possession of Alcohol
It must be fake: This is clearly a liberal media snow job on these poor girls.

Osama Warning Document Part 1
Osama Warning Document Part 2
This so called "official document" suggests that Bush was asleep at wheel before 9-11. Get real.

Are there any other fake documents we are missing? Please send them to us so we can post them on this site for conservative bloggers to debunk.

Don't lose faith! Some conservatives don't think it is possible to debunk these documents. But real Bush supporters know that anything is possible with a president as great as ours.

I'd really like to think that this is a parody site, but I doubt it, now excuse me for a moment while i straighten my index finger and in contemplation of the last sentence, move it in a circular fashion beside my head. Anything is possible, especially with the great presidents new Nuclear shield technology, that desparate Dick was telling us about earlier.

You know on second thought, if it is not parody, I'm not sure that a satirist of Swifts quality could have done better.